Episode 1: The First Prophecies of Yuck fou, Fit's unny

...And initially, firstly, at last and the beginning, this

Chapter 1: The beginning

One day,on reddit's r/Askreddit
"I'm starting a comedy blog, whats a good name for it? I'm guessing Spitting text" Said umatbru
"NiggerFaggots. One word." Said callmeuncle
"Fuck you, its funny" Said Thin-White-Duke

Suddenly, a light bulb appeared over umatbru's head

"How about Yuck Fou, Fit's Unny?

THATS IT!"

And so, Yuck fou, Fits unny was born.

Chapter 2: Mahmoud and the election

Meanwhile in Iran, An assistant pops into president Mahmoud Ahmadinjad's Office

"Good News, President"
"what is it?" said Mahmoud
"Theres an election this year"
"You don't say?"
"the bad news is you cant run for a third term"

Mahmoud stands up and begins to scream

"THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST AND 9/11! ITS A CONSPIRACY, AND THIS TERM LIMIT IS A CONSPIRACY BY THE GREAT SATAN TO REMOVE ME FROM POWER!"

Chapter 3: Australian decision '13

this is MBC News, with Herbert McKinney

"Good evening, Today we talk about the upcoming Australian elections, The main contenders are Julia gillard of the labor party, and Tony abbot of the coalition. In other news there is a page on facebook saying julia gillard is the worst pm ever. True dat.

After the break, we take a flashback to the 90's"

Chapter 4: Jobs for julia

Chapter 5: Flashback

Begin newsreel

"The Malician Broadcasting Corporation Presents...

NEWS-TONE!!!

Todays top story, a pack of pedophiles are on the loose, they call themselves nirvana! the members are Kurt Cobain, Dave grohl and krist novoselic, why are they pedophiles? because of their latest hit!, called nevermind, which doesn't have that song! just look at it, actually don't because it has a naked baby on the cover! And they even retaliated to claims of child porn with this! " If youre offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile", Do not let you or your friends and family listen him or his music, and when he comes to town, LOCK UP YOUR FAMILY, LOCK UP THE BACK DOOR AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! AND DONT FORGET TO WRITE TO THE RADIO STATIONS TO TELL THEM TO NOT PLAY THEIR SONGS!"

Newsreel (C) 1991 Malician Broadcasting Corporation
Views on Society and morality (C) 1911 Malician Broadcasting Corporation

Chapter 6: Meanwhile in india

A woman is on a train, the Delhi metro, I man walks up to her and says "Nice Arse", Eveyone in the carridge screams and sounds the alarm. the incident makes international news.

Now here's the serious part, Someone gets raped in india, everyone cares, some gets raped here in Australia, nobody cares.

Chapter 7: The end of the beginning

And finally, lastly, ultimately and the end, this:

I'm off to the shower, good night

Credits

Written by (CENSORED DUE TO MY SISTER'S PRIVACY CONCERNS)

Based on characters by Luck and Flaw

(C) 2013 (CENSORED DUE TO MY SISTER'S PRIVACY CONCERNS)