Sunday, 3 March 2013
Sunday, 24 February 2013
Episode 2: Its over before its started
Chapter 1: out of ideas
One Day, Matt was herping around when he realized it was time for another episode of Yuck fou, Fit's Unny
Omigod, what should i write?
I HAVE NO IDEA!
Chapter 2: Jobs for julia
Chapter 3: Iran vs The movies
One day, in Mahmoud ahmadinjihad's office
"Mr Ahmadinjihad, Jafar Panahi has defied his 20 year movie making ban!" Said mahmoud's assistant
"WHAT!/?" Said Mahmoud
"He made a movie called Closed Curtain with Kamboziya Partovi, and it won an award!"
"THIS IS ANOTHER CONSPIRACY BY THE WEST! WE MUST BOYCOTT THESE AWARDS!"
One Day, Matt was herping around when he realized it was time for another episode of Yuck fou, Fit's Unny
Omigod, what should i write?
I HAVE NO IDEA!
Chapter 2: Jobs for julia
One day, in Mahmoud ahmadinjihad's office
"Mr Ahmadinjihad, Jafar Panahi has defied his 20 year movie making ban!" Said mahmoud's assistant
"WHAT!/?" Said Mahmoud
"He made a movie called Closed Curtain with Kamboziya Partovi, and it won an award!"
"THIS IS ANOTHER CONSPIRACY BY THE WEST! WE MUST BOYCOTT THESE AWARDS!"
Sunday, 17 February 2013
Sunday, 10 February 2013
Episode 1: The First Prophecies of Yuck fou, Fit's unny
...And initially, firstly, at last and the beginning, this
Chapter 1: The beginning
One day,on reddit's r/Askreddit
"I'm starting a comedy blog, whats a good name for it? I'm guessing Spitting text" Said umatbru
"NiggerFaggots. One word." Said callmeuncle
"Fuck you, its funny" Said Thin-White-Duke
Suddenly, a light bulb appeared over umatbru's head
"How about Yuck Fou, Fit's Unny?
THATS IT!"
And so, Yuck fou, Fits unny was born.
Chapter 2: Mahmoud and the election
Meanwhile in Iran, An assistant pops into president Mahmoud Ahmadinjad's Office
"Good News, President"
"what is it?" said Mahmoud
"Theres an election this year"
"You don't say?"
"the bad news is you cant run for a third term"
Mahmoud stands up and begins to scream
"THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST AND 9/11! ITS A CONSPIRACY, AND THIS TERM LIMIT IS A CONSPIRACY BY THE GREAT SATAN TO REMOVE ME FROM POWER!"
Chapter 3: Australian decision '13
this is MBC News, with Herbert McKinney
"Good evening, Today we talk about the upcoming Australian elections, The main contenders are Julia gillard of the labor party, and Tony abbot of the coalition. In other news there is a page on facebook saying julia gillard is the worst pm ever. True dat.
After the break, we take a flashback to the 90's"
Chapter 4: Jobs for julia
Chapter 5: Flashback
Begin newsreel
"The Malician Broadcasting Corporation Presents...
NEWS-TONE!!!
Todays top story, a pack of pedophiles are on the loose, they call themselves nirvana! the members are Kurt Cobain, Dave grohl and krist novoselic, why are they pedophiles? because of their latest hit!, called nevermind, which doesn't have that song! just look at it, actually don't because it has a naked baby on the cover! And they even retaliated to claims of child porn with this! " If youre offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile", Do not let you or your friends and family listen him or his music, and when he comes to town, LOCK UP YOUR FAMILY, LOCK UP THE BACK DOOR AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! AND DONT FORGET TO WRITE TO THE RADIO STATIONS TO TELL THEM TO NOT PLAY THEIR SONGS!"
Newsreel (C) 1991 Malician Broadcasting Corporation
Views on Society and morality (C) 1911 Malician Broadcasting Corporation
Chapter 6: Meanwhile in india
A woman is on a train, the Delhi metro, I man walks up to her and says "Nice Arse", Eveyone in the carridge screams and sounds the alarm. the incident makes international news.
Now here's the serious part, Someone gets raped in india, everyone cares, some gets raped here in Australia, nobody cares.
Chapter 7: The end of the beginning
And finally, lastly, ultimately and the end, this:
I'm off to the shower, good night
Credits
Written by (CENSORED DUE TO MY SISTER'S PRIVACY CONCERNS)
Based on characters by Luck and Flaw
(C) 2013 (CENSORED DUE TO MY SISTER'S PRIVACY CONCERNS)
Chapter 1: The beginning
One day,on reddit's r/Askreddit
"I'm starting a comedy blog, whats a good name for it? I'm guessing Spitting text" Said umatbru
"NiggerFaggots. One word." Said callmeuncle
"Fuck you, its funny" Said Thin-White-Duke
Suddenly, a light bulb appeared over umatbru's head
"How about Yuck Fou, Fit's Unny?
THATS IT!"
And so, Yuck fou, Fits unny was born.
Chapter 2: Mahmoud and the election
Meanwhile in Iran, An assistant pops into president Mahmoud Ahmadinjad's Office
"Good News, President"
"what is it?" said Mahmoud
"Theres an election this year"
"You don't say?"
"the bad news is you cant run for a third term"
Mahmoud stands up and begins to scream
"THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST AND 9/11! ITS A CONSPIRACY, AND THIS TERM LIMIT IS A CONSPIRACY BY THE GREAT SATAN TO REMOVE ME FROM POWER!"
Chapter 3: Australian decision '13
this is MBC News, with Herbert McKinney
"Good evening, Today we talk about the upcoming Australian elections, The main contenders are Julia gillard of the labor party, and Tony abbot of the coalition. In other news there is a page on facebook saying julia gillard is the worst pm ever. True dat.
After the break, we take a flashback to the 90's"
Chapter 4: Jobs for julia
Begin newsreel
"The Malician Broadcasting Corporation Presents...
NEWS-TONE!!!
Todays top story, a pack of pedophiles are on the loose, they call themselves nirvana! the members are Kurt Cobain, Dave grohl and krist novoselic, why are they pedophiles? because of their latest hit!, called nevermind, which doesn't have that song! just look at it, actually don't because it has a naked baby on the cover! And they even retaliated to claims of child porn with this! " If youre offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile", Do not let you or your friends and family listen him or his music, and when he comes to town, LOCK UP YOUR FAMILY, LOCK UP THE BACK DOOR AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! AND DONT FORGET TO WRITE TO THE RADIO STATIONS TO TELL THEM TO NOT PLAY THEIR SONGS!"
Newsreel (C) 1991 Malician Broadcasting Corporation
Views on Society and morality (C) 1911 Malician Broadcasting Corporation
Chapter 6: Meanwhile in india
A woman is on a train, the Delhi metro, I man walks up to her and says "Nice Arse", Eveyone in the carridge screams and sounds the alarm. the incident makes international news.
Now here's the serious part, Someone gets raped in india, everyone cares, some gets raped here in Australia, nobody cares.
And finally, lastly, ultimately and the end, this:
I'm off to the shower, good night
Credits
Written by (CENSORED DUE TO MY SISTER'S PRIVACY CONCERNS)
Based on characters by Luck and Flaw
(C) 2013 (CENSORED DUE TO MY SISTER'S PRIVACY CONCERNS)
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